(Setting: Bethlehem. Boris Johnson and Donald Trump enter)

Johnson: How can I help you, Mr. Trump?

Trump: Well, the folks at my church asked me to recreate the story of the nativity for their Christmas pageant, and I suggested we get you and me to play the roles of Joseph and Mary.

Johnson: I’m not sure if I’m the best choice for the part of Mary, Sir.

Trump: Don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll be great! So, what do you say? Shall we begin?

Johnson: (sighs) Alright, let’s do this.

(Trump and Johnson step forward, holding hands)

Trump: Mary, there’s something I want to tell you:

Johnson: What is it, Joseph?

Trump: A special messenger has appeared to us with an incredible message.

Johnson: What is it?

Trump: We are to travel to Bethlehem, where a child will soon be born who is the Savior of the world!

Johnson: How can this be?

Trump: The heavenly messenger said that this child will have a special, divine mission, and will be called the “Prince of Peace.”

Johnson: That is extraordinary news!

Trump: Yes, and the Messenger told us to go to the little town of Bethlehem, to the stable near the stables.

Johnson: Then let us make haste.

(They walk off)

Narrator: Joseph and Mary traveled to Bethlehem on a long and weary journey. When they arrived, they found no room in the inn. But, in the town’s stable, a young baby had been born that day, just as the heavenly messenger had said.

Trump and Johnson: This is the child who has been sent to be the Savior of the world!

Narrator: And, so, Mary and Joseph knelt before the divine child, marveling at his holiness.

Trump and Johnson: Praise to God!

Narrator: For here, on that night so long ago, they found hope and peace and love.

Trump and Johnson: Glory to God in the highest!

Narrator: This is the true story of the birth of Jesus.

Trump and Johnson: Amen!