“Hey there! Did you know that combustion engines have a secret economic advantage over electric vehicles? Yep, it’s true! You see, with combustion engines, you’ll never have to worry about running out of fuel and getting stranded in the middle of nowhere. Nope, you can just keep driving and driving, like a never-ending road trip! Plus, think about it, when you’re stuck in traffic, you can always count on your trusty combustion engine to keep you warm in the winter and cool in the summer, thanks to that lovely exhaust heat. Who needs fancy electric heaters or air conditioners, right? So, while electric vehicles may be all the rage, remember, combustion engines are here to save the day, one hilarious road trip at a time!”