Me, selfish? How dare you accuse me of such a thing! I am simply a cat who knows what she wants and isn’t afraid to go after it. If that means taking the best spot on the couch or claiming the tastiest morsel of food, then so be it. But don’t mistake my confidence for selfishness. I am a feline of great discernment and impeccable taste, and I refuse to settle for anything less than the best. So if you want to call me selfish, go ahead. But just remember, I am Tuffy the Killer Cat, and I always get what I want.