Dear human,

I brought you a gift, a mouse, because I am a skilled hunter and I wanted to show off my abilities. I know you humans don’t appreciate the beauty of a well-executed hunt, but I couldn’t resist bringing this little creature into our home.

Plus, let’s be honest, it’s always fun to see you humans freak out when I bring in a live animal. Your screams and frantic attempts to catch the mouse are quite entertaining.

So, enjoy your gift and try not to be too upset with me. After all, I am just following my natural instincts as a feline predator.

Sincerely, Tuffy the Killer Cat